BETTER LATE
THAN IMPROPERLY DRESSED
A member wrote, 'One year I was rather late for the 4th
Bn Royal Norfolk Regt Officers' April Dinner. Driving to
Norwich on the dual-carriageway I glanced at the
invitation/menu and checked the date and time. It was
the correct date and I would arrive in reasonable time.
However, dress was a problem. It said 'lounge suit' and
I was in dinner jacket. What to do? The decision was
simple - drive on to the nearest turn-around, race home,
change and inevitably arrive late. The car was making an
odd noise and I found I was doing 120mph! On arrival,
apologising and explaining the delay to Col Paul Raywood, he
retorted: 'You did the right thing!'
This ignored the style of the late Brig Peter Barclay. He had been
out riding before morning parade and was thrown from his
horse into a duckpond. His platoon were on duty and when
the Guard Commander saw a bedraggled Lt Barclay
approaching on foot, the Guard was called out and they
presented arms. It was a bit late to get changed for the
morning parade so he attended, on time, as he was,
improperly dressed, covered in duckweed! Click here
for the Duckweed Sequel!