Golfer Get a loose grip!
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Barry Downs, RC of Kimberley, South Africa		 Golf ball

POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB!

1.  Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder-width apart.

2.  Form a loose grip.

3.  Keep your head down.

4.  Avoid a quick back swing.

5.  Stay out of the water.

6.  Try not to hit anyone.

7.  If you're taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.

8.  Don't stand directly in front of others.

9.  Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.

10. Don't take extra strokes.

 

 


Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

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